Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High

Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High 2005

1

Ghoulish Chronicles from Bonejack High: Killer Kellerman Strikes Again ...tells the true-life adventures of Steffon, Mowgli, and Jill, three buds for life who are all about having the "good times" until one fateful night when their good times turn into nightmares due to playing with a oujia board. Two busty grim reapers tell the trio they have released the evil ghoul Killer Kellerman, who when alive was a child molester and psycho killer and all around nasty man ...and now he is back to rape more supple young asses. The trio must find a way to send the evil Kellerman back to hell. Check your noggins at the door folks as you are about to be thrust into a world of insane comedy, gore, sex charged romance, witches, big-boobed grim reapers, high school bullies, puppets, rap-off's, 80's music and be forced to ACCEPT this tomfoolery.

2005

Anal Paprika

Anal Paprika 1999

6.00

A couple of dolts lost in the woods get stalked by a lunatic obsessed with John Stamos.

1999

Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.!

Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.! 2005

2.50

FILTHY McNASTIEST goes beyond the previous films and introduces D'artagnan, who proves that the female is indeed the deadliest of the species! She grants Clavell's desire to satisfy his lover in one area where he's coming up "short" with hilariously over-the-top consequences!

2005

Friday the 13th: Halloween Night

Friday the 13th: Halloween Night 1994

10.00

A group of male teens are having a Halloween party. Unfortunately, serial killers Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers turn up and murder most of the guests. The party host has to find a way to fight back. One of the earliest LBP Flick by Chris Seaver, Shot on Video.

1994

The Bleu Cheese Brothers

The Bleu Cheese Brothers 2008

1

The Bleu Cheese Brothers is an out of this world Ernest Fan Film which shows you, the ERNEST fan, what happened after his untimely death. Two geeky and awkward brothers set out on an adventure with their shitty friend, Gothorella, to bring back Ernest from the dead, so he can finish the Last Ernest Film, "A Nightmare on Vern's Street". Before they can do so, they must battle with The Devil, who is a busty she wench that loves show tunes and EVIL. She sends her minions, Dametrie and Mendoza the Giant Boobed Porn Demon, to thwart the brothers plans to resurrect Ernest from his hellion cage.

2008

Bloody Nipples

Bloody Nipples 1996

1

A Ska salesman goes door-to-door to sell Ska products while a madman Ska hater killer is on the loose.

1996

Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce

Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce 2004

6.00

Heather and Puggly are back in this rip roaring tale of mystery, blood, sex and intergalactic mayhem! This time around Puggly is seduced by a vixen from far, far away. Heather and everyone else for that matter seem to think that this strange "vixen" is not to be trusted. As soon as the murders start, Heather along with her friends Shemp and The Meistro begin an investigation in order to bring this so called "venus" to light.

2004

From Almost Night Till Almost Day

From Almost Night Till Almost Day 1996

1

From Almost Night Till Almost Day was Chris Seaver's attempt to make fun of all of Quentin Tarantino's films in ONE movie. But the biggest inspiration was of course, From Dusk Til Dawn. It's almost a shot for shot parody of that film with Seaver's wacky comedy thrown in and his LBP style. Shot in 1996, two weeks BEFORE the original movie came out, he used Quentin Tarantino's script to base the movie off of, it was at the time the Biggest LBP film ever - with Action, lots of blood, Gay Vampires, home made squibs, this and that and what not and so forth. It has even been seen by Quentin himself when passed along to him through many a friend and was mentioned on his appearance on The Keenan Ivory Wayans Show.

1996

Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse

Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse 2006

5.00

This time out the girls are wizards at Bonejack's School of Wizardry and have to stop an evil warlock from taking a magical Orb hidden in a sexually repulsive place and using it for his own evil ends.

2006

Return to Blood Fart Lake

Return to Blood Fart Lake 2012

3.50

Many years have passed since the tragic events at Blood Fart Lake, where Jimmy dispatched a bunch of party going, cabin dwelling kids before he could be stopped by Ben Scrivens & his red neck pal, Leo Dechamp. Now Jimmy has returned, this time preying on a group of "Spirit Hunters" searching for the truth to his killings, & Ben must track down Leo before they're added to his list of victims!

2012

12 Inches of Dangling Fury

12 Inches of Dangling Fury 2002

1

Jesus Christ, Hugh Jackman, Heather and Puggly and demon hunter Aiko are all roommates when a mysterious killer strikes. Who could be behind this mystery and why does everyone want Hugh Jackman so badly?

2002

Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death

Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death 2001

1

Chris Seaver's final installment in the Anal Paprika trilogy comes to a close when Alfred, Johnsimon, and Toddy save the world from killer vampires.

2001

Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4

Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4 2015

4.00

The kids at Bonejack High get more than they bargained for when sexually repressed teacher Prudence makes a deal with the devil, turning into an erotically charged temptress.

2015

Four Guys Named Mr.

Four Guys Named Mr. 1995

1

A parody of 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp Fiction' done a la Seavage style.

1995

Blood Trim: The Bleeding

Blood Trim: The Bleeding 2004

1

Blood Trim is a short flick about the evil Desmond St. Croix and his bloodthirsty taste for the sweet tangy solitude of period blood. Yes that's right, this villain LOVES him some pussy plasma. When Geoffrey and his brood of sexy hoes unwittingly unleash the spirit of Desmond, the part-tay heats up in a menagerie of death and Jamaican Fury. Spit seed as you witness scantily clad women run willy nilly around your hearts and tug at your nut strings. Dance the death dance as you find out what happens when five school chums, a talking vagina and Michael Jackson have to stop a rampaging fiend, hell bent on sipping the women folk dry and ruling the world with a rasta filled fist. Take heed, foolish mortals. Nothing can prepare you for such terror and cheese. Strap yourselves in for an explosive ride through your own dementia. This IS Blood Trim.

2004

Terror at Blood Fart Lake

Terror at Blood Fart Lake 2009

3.40

When a group of college pals retreats to an isolated cabin for a rowdy weekend of debauchery and carnal pleasures, a madman dons his creepy scarecrow costume and begins to prey upon the unsuspecting youths in unusually creative ways.

2009

Filthy McNasty

Filthy McNasty 2002

3.83

Two bookish women, whom crave adventure and bad taste, suddenly turn into sexy ladies after being zapped with a spell by a sex-starved ghost.

2002

The House On Bonejack Hill

The House On Bonejack Hill 2006

1

High-schooler Steffon learns his late grandfather has bequeathed his stately manor to him, to keep or to sell. The lucky teen gathers his friends and heads on over for a wild weekend party. After meeting the live-in staff and settling in, a series of mysterious murders happen. But who is the culprit? Will any of the gang survive long enough to find out?

2006