Mr. Majestyk

Mr. Majestyk 1974

6.79

A melon farmer battles organized crime and a hit man who wants to kill him.

1974

Farts of Fury

Farts of Fury 2011

5.00

Keiser, the lead singer of a former rock group won't put up with approaching old age and decides to call his old band members together. Keiser's ambition is to return to the big stage with his buddies. Despite the initial resistance of other fellows, Keiser will be successful, at least partly so. It is a fast-paced comedy full of humor and consolation, telling the story about people who despite all obstacles strive for their goal.

2011

Boats Out of Watermelon Rinds

Boats Out of Watermelon Rinds 2004

7.87

In his award-winning debut feature film, director Ahmet Ulucay portrays the innocence of childhood and the lure of the cinema for two teens in a small Turkish village. Working for a watermelon seller by day, Remet spends his evenings trying to rebuild a film projector with his friend Mehmet. Both have big dreams to be famous film directors one day.

2004

Gallagher: An Uncensored Evening

Gallagher: An Uncensored Evening 1980

5.00

Join Gallagher for his first TV special from 1980, complete with candy bar treats and a Sledge-O-Matic routine for which the audience was ill prepared.

1980

For the Love of Willadean

For the Love of Willadean 1964

6.00

A new boy, Harley, joins a club but shows an interest in the girl on whom the club leader has a crush. The two club members trick Harley into stealing a prize watermelon to the dismay of the furious farmer, and later dare him to enter a supposedly haunted house in which they uncover a bag of money stolen in a bank robbery.

1964

One Wild Ride

One Wild Ride 1925

5.80

The gang has a taxi, consisting of an old Model T with no engine, pushed by a horse. When the owner takes his horse back, they must rely on motorists to tow them to the top of the hill so they can coast down. Little Farina borrows the car and it runs out of control all over town, causing mayhem everywhere it goes.

1925

Tropical Paths

Tropical Paths 1977

5.80

In the island of Paquetá, professor investigates the genital vocation of vegetables and fruits, maintaining sexual relations with a watermelon. In his experiences, he counts on the interlocution of an attentive student.

1977

Brother Orchid

Brother Orchid 1940

6.42

When retired racket boss John Sarto tries to reclaim his place and former friends try to kill him, he finds solace in a monastery and reinvents himself as a pious monk.

1940

Watermelon Contest

Watermelon Contest 1896

3.00

Two men have a contest to see which one can be the first to eat a large slice of watermelon.

1896

Alexander the Grape

Alexander the Grape 1965

6.00

ALEXANDER THE GRAPE, an unfinished cut-paper animated short from Jim Henson from 1965, relates the fable of a young grape with big ambitions who learns that it is better to accept yourself than to try to be something you are not. The short was reconstructed from film and audio elements; images from Jim’s storyboard fill in missing segments of the animation.

1965

Spit Farther!

Spit Farther! 2001

1

For the last half century, the little town of Luling, Texas has held an annual Watermelon Thump Festival – and its own world championship watermelon seed spitting competition. This short documentary is about both the contest and the chief seed spitting judge, Phil, an underemployed, over-stimulated, former expatriate, who’s come home after years abroad in Europe.

2001

Watermelons

Watermelons 2021

10.00

Nearing the end of his academic career, JJ (aka "lil ibuprofen") produces amateur SoundCloud rap as a way to handle the strange events of his recently chaotic life.

2021

The Watermelon Heist

The Watermelon Heist 2003

1.00

To make money fast the Browns come up with a plan to win a contest for "Watermelon Juice Afro Sheen," awarding $10,000 to whoever can find the juiciest, sweetest watermelon in the country.

2003

Watermelon

Watermelon 2012

6.00

In Georgia, in the middle of a desert, on the hottest day of summer two water-melon sellers cross paths.

2012

Karpuzcu

Karpuzcu 1979

2.00

Turkish Mr. Majestyk

1979

The Melon Felon

The Melon Felon 2024

1

A high school student gets grounded from having too much fun, only to see that he may be at the forefront of identifying a watermelon-stealing bandit, his neighbor Mrs. Henry. The stakes are high and he risks getting grounded again to restore justice in the neighborhood.

2024

Richie the Killer

Richie the Killer 2019

1

A young man hires a film crew to record him as he pursues his dream of becoming a serial killer.

2019